Saturday Night Live, with Jane Curtain and Dan Akroyd.
I'm not sure that my blog is rated for this kind of stuff, but if you wait until after ten o'clock to view it, then be sure to clear any children out of the room, it should be okay. I remember when this skit shocked the nation. "Jane you ignorant slut" was not in the script, it just rolled of of Dans tongue and producers thought that it was so funny that they left it in.
I'm sorry that you have to put up with a commercial first, but you might find that it is worth it!
I know this is off subject, but I have a few readers who will enjoy this story! I blattently stole it right off of 299 Opine
ReplyDeleteFrom Eel river Ernie...
OK, one quick story... since I had such a stressful weekend, what with the "Bloggers Picnic" and all I decided to relieve my stress in the only way I know how, fishing. This morning a friend and I launched our drift boat at Cock Robin Island on the Eel and proceeded upstream trolling for whatever might be foolish enough to bite our Little Cleos. We had no sooner crossed under the "Million Dollar Bridge" than I saw a 5 to 6 foot sturgeon come completely out of the water about 200 yards upstream. This was followed by two other sturgeons, one 4 to 5 foot and another really large sturgeon coming out of the water within a hundred or less yards of our boat. What an awsome display... stress is all gone - ERE
(Eel River Ernie,[not me])
I feel like such a low-life sneak thief stealing that story... Oh well.
ReplyDeleteErnie, I thought you might like to read this:
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This IS my all time favorite.
ReplyDeleteI just have one problem. Now that I have actually MET Eric, I have a really hard time going to his site and saying, "Eric, you ignorant slut!" Must be that darn brown bread!
well i just got back from vacation in santa cruz. real nice weather and i had a good time but there's way to much traffic there for me. looks like i didn't miss anything while i was gone. the post office kept delivering my mail and i had a full box when i got home but it looks like its all there including all the bills. so much for filling out a form to ask them to hold on to my mail. i won't waste my time filling out another stop mail form when i go on vacation next month, it doesn't seem like the government cares at all about regular people these days. but i guess i shouldn't get too mad about it, its probably not the biggest mistake they've made lately. maybe i got off easy.
ReplyDeleteB&M's Canned Brown Bread has many theraputic properties. It's sort of the Xanax for the over 40 set.
ReplyDeleteShared canned brown bread is much like smoking a peace pipe or taking a sauna together.
But, some of the side effects include a penchance for thievery
and Kleptoparasitism. (Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls)
Ernie, you didn't eat any of the B&M's brown bread, did you?
Yeah, but it's the rasins that cause the klepto thing. And, it was only one little fish story that I stole... Fish stories don't count!
ReplyDeleteOr the MSG...
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