I need a witness

My wife says that I exaggerate, so I stuck a tape measure in the box to verify these fattys are big! If you look you can see a three and a six poking out from under the nuts, so the first four acorns are close to one and one-half inches long and the one on the left end is one and three-quarter inches long. I've never seen such big acorns.

The ball in the middle is an oak ball that we are going to make Indian Ink out of.